Best Criminal Defense Lawyer
Q.What does it take to be a criminal defense attorney in the 21st century? First you must learn to obey the fol- lowing set of rules before you can "defend" a criminal: 1) I renounce all faith in God. Anyone who believes in God is a moron. The best criminal defense attorneys are completely devoid of ethics. They'll defend any criminal, regardless of what they have done. Serial killers, child kidnappers & rapists, sadomasochists, people who've raped, tortured and murdered helpless children and brag about it; confessed sodomites and homosexual perverts--anyone who is entirely immoral, atheistic, apostate and hateful of all that is good. Criminal defense attorneys will defend the likes of Genghis Khan, Adolf Hitler, or any genocidal madman without the slightest pity or mercy. They viciously attack the victims and their brokenhearted families as long as there's money in it. That's what they do. 2) Jesus Christ is a fairy tale concocted by religious fanatics to brainwash and control the masses. There isn't an ounce of truth in the entire bible. Anyone who believes in such fairy tales is mentally insane. The best criminal defense attorneys are unbelievers. That's why they hate the ten commandments, and they hate any reference to God except for names on money. It's all about money. Anybody who says otherwise is a liar and a fraud. Criminal defense attorneys love money and hate God. They love murder, and hate life. They'll reward the criminals and punish the victims without conscience or remorse. It's all about money. Any idea???
A.1/What part of "everybody gets a fair trial" did you not understand? Yeah, I despise lawyers too. But if Micheal Jackson, an umitigated fruitcake who may very well poke young boys can get a fair trial, I think my chances for the same are pretty good. 2/ Well, that's the most honest thing you've said yet. I applaud you, sir. if you'd like to become a truly successful criminal defense attorney, then you better get with the program and learn how to "play the game". Remember that money decides what law is or isn't. It has NOTHING WHATSOEVER to do with right and wrong, good and bad. We're in it for the money it's that simple. We'll defend the Devil himself if we collect a handsome retainer. All you have to do is sell your soul. And don't worry about retribution, since money buys you protection. Just play along and you'll get rich off all the guilty victims of your innocent clients.
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